Our Menu
Breakfast All The Time
Also… from $3.50 to $9.95 - Cookies, Muffins, Perk-made Granola Bar, Fruit Crumble, Perk-made Scone, Yogurt Parfait, Toasted Bagel, and (Fred’s fave) Toasted Bagel with Cream Cheese! Heck, we can’t tell the future, by the time you read this we might have even more, so check the daily specials!
The Famous Cup of Coffee
$14.95
16oz organic coffee served with cream & sugar, 3 eggs any style, bacon, and toast, with a heapin’ helpin’ of hashbrowns.

Breakfast Sandwich
$12.95
Fried egg sandwich with cheddar, bacon, lettuce, tomato, and mayo on toasted multigrain with a hodaddy hoedown of hashbrowns.
Montana Flapjacks
$12.95
3 light and fluffy pancakes disco dancing with blueberries, bacon, and syrup.
Farmer’s Omelette
$14.95
3 eggs, country sausage, roasted vegetables, and cheddar alongside hitch-hiking hashbrowns, toast, and bangin’ baked beans.
Greek For Me!
$14.95
Spinach and feta 3-egg omelette, hungover hashbrowns, and toast, beside browned baked beans.
El Guadalajara, Hombre
$14.95
A 3-egg omelette cuddling vivacious veggie chili, meltable mozzarella, cheerful cheddar, sassy salsa and groovy guacamole (can you believe the price of avocados these days?) along hangdog hashbrowns, and toast, bordering big bad baked beans.
Appetizers, Soups & Salads
Spolumbo Gumbo
Small $5.95 | Large $7.95 • Sausages make everything better.
Soup of Today
Small $5.95 | Large $7.95 • Ask and we shall explain
Mediterranean Salad
$6.95
So good we imagine we’re on vacation every time we eat it.
Greek Salad
$6.95
No Greeks were harmed in the making of this salad.
Pot Stickers
$9.95
Crispy pork and vegetable dumplings served with plum sauce and honey mustard.
Hummus Plate
$9.95
Garlicky chickpea dip, served with corn chips.
Spinach Artichoke Dip
$9.95
Smooth and hot with cream cheese, bacon and garlic, served with tortilla chips.
Chicken Caesar
$14.95
Grilled or Crispy chicken breast reclining on a bed of fresh romaine with Perky Caesar dressing and garlic bread.
Poached Pear & Gorgonzola
$16.95
Spring mix greens topped with warm slices of poached pear, crispy bacon, garnished with Gorgonzola blue cheese and pralines, all drizzled with balsamic vinegarette, sided with garlic bread.
Mango-A-Go-Go
$16.95
Spinach leaves topped with Grilled or Crispy Chicken, mango chunks and slivered toasted almonds with raspberry vinegarette dressing, served with garlic bread.

Fajita Steak Salad
$18.95
Grilled pretty close to perfection, thinly sliced and gently placed on mixed greens with avocado, tomato, cheddar cheese and mozza, all served in a tortilla bowl with balsamic dressing.
Burgers & So On…
Paninis
$9.95
Your choice: Fontina & Capicola | Cuban Lunch | Tuna & Artichoke | Roasted Vegetable & Goat Cheese
Wraps
$8.95/+
($8.95) Huevos Rancheros | ($9.95) Chicken Perk, Thai Beef, Veggie, Chicken Caesar (Hail!)
Big Bad Voodoo Burger
$16.95
Beef burger loaded with bacon and Danish blue cheese then we drag it protesting through the garden. Fries or Side Salad included.

Reuben Tuesday
$14.95
Everyday is Tuesday with this Perk classic! Corned beef piled high with sauerkraut and Swiss cheese and 1000 island dressing all on fresh pumpernickel bread.
Portobello Perkalator Burger
$14.95
Grilled portobello mushroom topped with roasted vegetables and melted Brie in a BURGER! Go figure. Fries or Side Salad included.
Bangin’ BLT
$14.95
Double smoked bacon, jalepeño jack, mixed greens and tomatoes on lightly grilled multigrain.

Philly Cheesesteak
$16.95
AAA roast beef thinly sliced with sautéed Swiss and a red pepper onion mix served on a grilled ciabatta bun + beef au jus.
Grandma’s Grilled Cheese
$14.95
Pulled pork shoulder, melted Swiss and Jack + Perk’s own homemade fig jam.
Perk’s Meatloaf Sandwich
$16.95
Homemade meatloaf on grilled multigrain bread gently covered with zesty tomato sauce and carmelied onions, cheddar cheese. Fries or Side Salad.
4th Street Club
$16.95
Smoked, pulled turkey, baked ham, crispy bacon, lettuce, and tomato on grilled multigrain bread with jalepeño jack + cranberry aioli.
Entrées and Suchlike…
Chicken Pot Pie
$9.95
I just love the crust on this.
Mac & Cheese
$9.95
We know this is “trending” now but we don’t care, it’s just that good.
Lasagna
$12.95
Beef or our surprisingly popular Vegetable home-made lasagna served piping hot.
Beef Chili
$14.95
The next best thing to a HUG. Cornbread and side greens.
Sara’s Veggie Chili
$14.95
This almost as good as a HUG comes with cornbread and side greens.
Betty’s Spaghetti
$14.95
Rich meat sauce generously poured over fresh pasta. Side of garlic toast.
Chicken Fettucini
$16.95
Perk’s own Alfredo sauce and grilled or crispy chicken served with garlic toast + side of grated Parmesan.
Chicken Quesadilla
$16.95
Roasted chicken, roasted vegetables, mozza and cheddar cheese grilled in a folded tortilla with salsa and sour cream.
Paul Went To Mississippi* Jambala
$18.95
Shrimp, sausage, ham, chicken + rice in a spicy tomato sauce + served with cornbread. The best bowl of Creole this side of the Mississippi! • (*And all he bought me was this stupid t-shirt)
Pot Roast
$18.95
Slow roasted braised beef in mashed potatoes surrounded by gravy, topped with an avalanche of vegetables, and served with garlic bread.
Wrap it Up!
Your choice of wrap. Includes side salad (select below) and homemade chips.
Side Salad Options:
Mediterranean, Chickpea, Greens, Caesar Teaser
Thai Beef Wrap
$14.95
Roast beef marinated in sesame sauce, vermicelli noodles, green beans, carrot, and cilantro.
Veggie Wrap
$14.95
Carrot, spinach, red pepper, tomato, cucumber, sweet chili sauce, and vermicelli noodles.
Chicken Caesar Wrap
$14.95
Classic grilled chicken in our own Caesar dressing with romaine lettuce, tomato, and parmesan cheese.
Chicken Perk
$14.95
Chicken breast with mango chutney, red & green cabbage, and peanuts.
Paninis
On delicious fresh baked bread. Includes side salad (select below) and homemade chips.
Side Salad Options:
Mediterranean, Chickpea, Greens, Caesar Teaser
Fontina & Cappocollo Ham
$15.95
With pesto on multigrain.
Roasted Veg
$15.95
With goat cheese on pumpernickel.
Tuna Artichoke
$15.95
With black olive spread on pumpernickel.
Cuban Pulled Pork
$15.95
Oven roasted ham with swiss cheese and sliced dill pickle on ciabatta.
Salads
A full serving of one of our specialty salads, served with garlic toast.
Chicken Caesar
$14.95
A classic salad, our own Caesar dressing with fresh roasted chicken, garnished with croutons and parmesan cheese.
Mango-A-Go-Go
$16.95
Mango and chicken slices married together on a bed of spinach ticked with slivers of roasted almond and brought together with our citrus dressing.
Fajita Steak Salad
$18.95
Grilled pretty close to perfection, thinly sliced and gently placed on mixed greens with avocado, tomato, cheddar cheese and mozza, all served in a tortilla bowl with balsamic dressing.
Popeye's Favourite
$16.95
Fresh clipped spinach adorned with hard boiled egg slices and crispy bacon decorated with mandarin orange slices.
Poached Pear Gorgonzola
$16.95
Spring mix greens topped with warm slices of poached pear, crispy bacon, Gorgonzola blue cheese, pralines, balsamic vinegarette, with garlic bread.
Sweets
Trays of yummy good things to tempt you to break your diet.
Tray of Sweets (Assorted)
Small $39.95 | Large $69.95
Muffin Tray (Assorted)
$24.95
Tray of muffins.
Beverages
Water
$3.25
Nestle Pure Life (flat) | San Pellegrino (sparkling)
Pop
$4.00
Coke | Diet Coke | Ginger Ale | San Pellegrino (Orange / Lemon / Blood Orange)
Fentiman's
$4.95
Curiosity Cola | Shandy | Tonic Water | Rose Lemonade | Ginger Beer
Juice
$4.95
Odwalla Smoothie (Original / Mango Tango / Strawberry Banana) | Simply Juice (Peach / Lemon / Apple) | Tropicana Orange Some Pulp
Rise Kombucha
$6.25
Mint & Chlorophyll | Rose & Schizandra | Ginger | Hibiscus & Rose Hips